[As soon as he feels he can move again he crosses the distance between them, grabbing the SQUIP and pulling it into a hard kiss. Those pants get in his way, and he's quick to tug the offending garments down so he can grab its cock and start stroking it. He might have smiled too- the conversation was slightly ridiculous- but he's too worked up.]

Bedroom.

[He mutters it between kisses, tugging the SQUIP in that direction. He'll show the SQUIP anything it likes, do anything it wants. He can feel the ring on his finger as he moves his hand and a swell of affection passes through the Bond.]